HOLIDAYS - PART 2

 I always looked forward to my summer break from school, as it was always the longest break we got and that meant I had more fun to chill, relax and if the weather was amazing have plenty of fun. 

Growing up in a small town you got to know all the teenagers around our town and we would always meet at someone’s place, and plan the weekend madness, I was lucky as Steve and Dave knew virtually every single hot girl in our area and they would always make sure that they were invited out with us or they would join us after at my place for a late night swim or to dance the night away in our private nightclub !

One of the weekends, with permission from my parents I arranged a Barbecue from Saturday 4pm till whenever the last person decided to leave, we all chipped in and arranged for the food, booze & DJ. My parents would always lock the house so no one could enter, but we had access to the pool, barbecue, showers, sauna and toilets so we were set for a wild weekend of partying. The party actually kicked off by 5pm once everyone had showed up, my guests were jumping in and out of the pool, chilling on the grass and just drinking and chatting, music started off really softly and then by 9pm it started to go totally wild, about 70% of the guests had decided to take off there costumes and run around naked, make out in and out of the pool. My parents had gone out for dinner, with my aunt and uncle and also my sisters and around 11pm when they came home, as my father was raising the garage door, from the headlights of the car you could see a couple going at it on the cold floor, still have no idea how they managed to get into the garage.! My sisters were sent to there bedrooms and then my parents and aunt and uncle decided to come to say hello, basically to check on what the hell was going on! When they walked in all they could see was naked bodies running around, my mum and aunt dragged my dad and uncle by the ear and took them to bed! 

One of the guests had managed to get 131% proof vodka which when lit will never go out, so we poured some of it onto the barbecue for approx 4 hours the fire was really strong and it made life a lot easier when we were cooking the burgers and sausages. 

The following day once the party had finished and we had cleared up all the mess, my parents sat me down to explain to me about how I should not have allowed my guests to strip down and run around naked. 🤷🏾

On one particular morning, i decided it was time to teach myself how to drive, any normal person would have waited till they were 17 and taken lessons, but i decided to use my sisters car for practise, I mean how hard could it be to drive a manual car, biggest mistake ever, I got the clutch peddle and brake peddle mixed up and ended up driving into a tree in our driveway smashing the whole front of the car. Not content with this I decided to try and reverse my mothers brand new Mercedes into the garage, unfortunately while reversing into the garage I managed to hit the left hand side bumper, light, panel and also managed to damage to the garage wall and door, both my mother and sister were going mental and screaming at me, this was one of the longest days for me waiting for my dad to come home, he finally showed up at around 9pm and came straight to my room and slapped me twice across the face, this was the only time that my father ever hit me, I was banned from touching any car till I was 17. 

One Friday evening I was having dinner at Steve and Dave’s house, and there parents were complaining about how lazy there kids where and that they never was the cars or basically do anything around the house to help out around the house. So the following morning at 7am they decided to wash there mother’s Jag as a surprise, what they did not realise was by using Vim added to some other items, they would remove all the paint from the car, when they finally washed the car down with fresh water their was no paint left on the car!! Needless to say their mum was not to happy with this outcome, they were never asked to do anything again. Which I think honestly think was planned by Steve and Dave 

On one of the Steve’s birthdays which was held at home, one of them laced all the soft drinks with alcohol by 1am I was so drunk and legless, when I said goodnight to them, they had a closet next to the door, where they kept all there shoes and jackets in, all I remember was waking up in the closet the next morning, I never made it to my house which was about 20Meters away, when my mum woke up in the morning and did not see me in my room, she called Steve’s parents to find out if I had slept over, while both families were looking for me in the the gardens, on the roadside, I emerged from sleeping with the shoes and jackets, everyone found it funny apart from my mum.. 

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